The Internet is filled with articles on how to decide when to end it, how to 
recognize when your relationship is toxic, codependent, one-sided, stagnant, 
asexual, manipulative. But we don't talk all that often about what defines a 
happy relationship. Picture it: You're dating someone new. You're waiting to 
feel the toxic stagnant codependency. Where is it? Months go by. Still nothing. 
At some point a corner of your brain dares register the thought: Could this be 
one of those? Could I actually be happy?
To help you answer that question, you lucky thing, here's a completely 
unscientific list of 31 ways to know you're in the right relationship:
You don't...
1. Fear it.
If you're afraid of commitment, best to work that out before you put yourself 
in a situation where it's hoped you'll eventually commit.
2. Hide anything more significant than a surprise party from each 
other.
That includes exes, cheating, debt, STDs, chronic illness, felonies, whether 
you want a marriage and/or children, genetic abnormalities (if you both want 
kids), a strong desire to live somewhere else, professional failures and 
successes, doubts about your sexual orientation, a strong preference for un-
vanilla 
sex.
The truth will come out, and if you're with someone you feel the need to 
conceal any of this from, he or she probably isn't right.
3. Snoop.
If no one's hiding anything, why are you looking? Going through your 
significant other's email, phone, Facebook account, or journal strongly 
indicates that you don't trust the person you're with. You're also violating his 
or her trust in you.
4. Hide the relationship from other people in your life.
If you're unwilling to introduce the person you're dating at appropriate 
junctures to the most important people in your life, that's usually a bright, 
flapping red flag.
In general, if you have a good thing going, you can't wait for him or her to 
meet your friends, siblings, parents, the 
guy at the deli, and you wouldn't have any qualms about 
presenting this person to professional acquaintances, people you knew in 
college, family friends, even your ex.
5. Think you're superior.
If you feel that your significant other is your inferior in any way you know 
matters to you in a mate -- morally, intellectually, socially, financially or 
professionally -- you're never going to respect him or her as much as you hope 
to be respected.
The best relationships make you feel that you've convinced a person more 
exceptional than you to love you.
6. Resent the other person's success.
Professional jealousy can be as poisonous to a relationship as constantly 
thinking he or she is flirting with your best friend. It also suggests that 
you're spending a lot of time comparing yourself to a person you supposedly 
adore, rather than sitting back and marveling at how amazing he or she is. In a 
good relationship, you quit (or refuse to ever engage in) the one-upmanship.
7. Let any substance or behavior come before the 
relationship.
Any addict or over-user of a substance or behavior is cheating on you with 
his or her drug of choice. You deserve more.
8. Stew.
When something the other person does annoys you or turns you off, you don't 
push it to the back of your mind and hope it will go away, because it won't. You 
bring it up in the moment or sometime in the next 24 hours.
9. Damage property, animals, children or each other during an 
argument.
You think this goes without saying until you read something like this 
New York Times "Modern Love" and realize that human 
beings can rationalize staying with someone who leaves holes in their walls.
On the other hand, if you damage a vase or two in the heat of a different 
kind of passion, totally fine.
10. Challenge each other on personal issues in front of other 
people.
You know which conversations you shouldn't be having at brunch with 
friends.
11. Depend on each other for things no one can or should 
supply.
If you're looking to your significant other to resolve your emotional issues, 
make you more responsible/successful/adult, support you financially, improve 
your social standing, expand your group of friends, provide you with the family 
you never had, or make your parents finally accept you, it's possible you 
shouldn't be in a relationship at all, or at least not yet.
12. Begrudge each other time with your respective 
friends.
You can't be everything to your significant other, and why would you want to 
be? Sounds exhausting. Friends enrich your life, will accompany you to do things 
that your significant other may not enjoy, and keep you from getting tired of 
the person you're seeing.
Besides, if the relationship doesn't work out, those friends going to be the 
ones coming over to your house, dragging you out of bed and helping you rejoin 
humanity. Be good to them.
13. Lose Yourself
This is easier said than done, especially when the relationship is going 
really well. As tempting as it is to never leave the house (maybe never leave 
the bed), you keep doing the work, exercise, volunteering, socializing, 
networking, and daughtering you were doing before. Remember, these things made 
you the person Your Person fell in love with. They're part of you. Don't give 
them up for anyone. You can't afford it.
14. Have a secret plan B.
If you're where you need to be, the following thoughts don't cross your mind: 
"Maybe he'll dump me," or "If my ex moves back from Mongolia, everything could 
change."
15. Have much drama.
You know the cliche: The person worth your tears won't make you cry. 
Usually.
You do...
16. Put it all on the line.
If you're not risking having your heart broken, you're not doing it 
right.
17. Respect the people he or she is closest to.
You 
don't have to love them, but you should think they are honest and moral and have 
integrity. Want to know you're with a good person? Look to the people he or she 
thinks are good people.
18. Inspire each other to be better.
A good relationship is galvanizing, not in the 
oh-my-god-I-met-this-amazing-person-I'd-better-hurry-up-and-fix-myself sense 
(thought there's probably a little of that when you first start seeing anyone 
amazing) but in the way that knowing someone else believes in you makes you 
believe in yourself that much more. You want to prove yourself worthy of his or 
her confidence.
19. Humble yourselves.
You know you can't hide your flaws for long, so you don't try. You recognize 
that this person is going to have to take you as you are, as foolish or 
charitable (or both) as that may seem to make him or her. You know you're both 
going to mess up endless times and have to apologize and be forgiven and 
forgive. You'll wonder if one of the bigger mistakes is the one that will end 
it, and you'll have to prove to one another that the relationship transcends 
that. You recognize that you signed up for all of this.
20. Talk about sex.
Most couples don't instinctively know all of the ways to please each other. 
You have to talk about -- or at least show -- what you want. If you don't know 
what you want, you need to figure that out, STAT (step 1? Get thee to 
Babeland). And after you have 
talked about it, you do it. Better.
21. Talk about the rest.
The same things you're not supposed to talk about on a blind date -- 
religion, money, politics, kids -- are things you should discuss with someone 
you're serious about. What? You just remembered that thing you need to do? Get 
back here. No one said this was going to be painless. They said it was going to 
be hard and awesome.
22. Fight.
If you agree on everything, someone's not telling the truth. See #2 and 
#8.
23. Have times when you don't talk.
Not because you're angry with each other but because you can be quiet 
together. When you find yourself with silences you don't need to fill, when you 
find you can just walk along or lie about or work side by side and feel together 
without needing to verbally affirm that, you've got a good thing going.
24. Have object permanence.
Child psychologist Jean Piaget theorized that when babies get to be 8 or 9 
months old, they begin to develop "
object permanence," the idea that an object doesn't vanish 
when they can no longer see it.
In a good adult relationship, you know that you can go out into the world and 
do your thing, and the bond you've formed with the person you care about will be 
there when you get back. 
This is also known as trust.
25. Take care of your body.
You know that you won't enjoy sharing it with someone else if you don't like, 
respect, and nurture it. Your partner feels the same way.
26. Divide and conquer.
You're not identical, thank god, which probably means you have certain 
strengths and he or she has others. Someone is more organized, someone is more 
outgoing, someone is a born listener. Someone is better with money, someone is 
more creative. Someone is more adventurous in bed.
If you each play to your strengths, you in all likelihood remember a gift 
(possibly an inspired one), your home(s) look(s) great, the bills get paid on 
time, sex is endlessly fun, and you leave everyone at the party thoroughly 
charmed.
27. Remember to look at each other across the room.
There's nothing more reassuring (or sexier) than glancing up from the 
interminable conversation with your eighth cousin or the head of operations or 
the report you can't seem to finish and locking eyes with Your Person and 
remembering that by some quantity of luck neither of you may deserve, you found 
each other.
28. Observe.
You notice when the other person is about to lose it, needs to leave even if 
you've been there only 20 minutes, is talking to someone he or she can't stand, 
did something he or she feels guilty about, is silently berating himself or 
herself, is ruminating over the thing his or her boss said, is about to spend an 
insane amount of money, and best of all, about to crack up in a situation where 
he or she shouldn't. You pay attention because you care, and because that's the 
good stuff.
29. Make time.
You realize that if this is it, one of you is going to be around some distant 
day in the future to lose the other. In that moment, you will not regret not 
checking your email in this one.
30. Occasionally get over yourself and your cynicism and fear of 
cliche and do something deeply, unapologetically romantic.
You send the flowers, have the book signed by the author, request the song, 
write the note, have the damned thing (tastefully) engraved. You call the other 
person and tell him or her that a specific thing he or she did this morning that 
made you fall that much more in love. When you're not expecting it, he or she 
dares to say, even though we all know there are no guarantees ever, "When we're 
X age, want to Y?"
31. Just know. 
Reader, marry that.